SPLAT!

So this morning I went to the football office early to help with more camp registration. Once again Alecia wanted to be set up upstairs in the office, but Coach Heater told her to set up registration downstairs. So we just got through signing a few people up and I opened up a little box of Honey Nut Cheerios to eat. The next thing I know I hear something that sounded like someone threw a bunch of little pebbles at us. I looked around to see who it was when I saw in front of me the biggest pile of bird crap I'd ever seen in my entire life. It was all liquidy and chunky and brown and white. It was absolutely disgusting. It looked like it came out of a bird the size of a pteradactyl. I looked for the bird, but it quickly escaped. This bird's "mess" splattered on camp shirts, forms, the table, Alecia's shirt, and my hand. I wash my hands and scrubbed really hard, but it seemed like I could still feel it there for hours afterward. Needless to say, we moved everything back upstairs.